The Dusty Huffy!

My dusty bike is finally clean.
Every possible thing to stop me from riding my dirty bike happened.
Cobwebs and spiders, removed.
2 flat tires, pumped.
One would think tackling these chores could get me back on my bike.
Oh, but I failed to mention that my bike had a combination lock on it. It had been so long since I rode it that I forgot the combination.
Rats! I could not unlock it. How could my brain forget the combo! I even offered $1 to Cody if he could figure out the combination. Jeff bumped it up to $5.
Yes, I would have paid him $5 to unlock my bike.
Finally, in my moments of despair, I went inside and got my wrench. There's two ways to skin a cat. I removed the tire and freed the bike. All that for a 30 minute bike ride in 108 degree heat. I must be insane and sweaty!